Bracketology vs. Bracketometry

It's the same old story: you have a degree in bracketology, but all the easy money seems to be going to the bracketometrists. And you studied so long. Well, welcome to McDowHoops, where anyone can win. (Let the record show that in 2006, a joke bracket won the whole thing. And a two-year-old picking by mascots came in second.) But who are all these bracketometrists? For your edification, here are all the entrants with their age groups. We do not publish weight classes. Or cholesterol levels. Please note: In order to attract a higher quality clientele, we use discretion in sharing information with third parties. I have taken the liberty of spamicizing the last names in the list so that your future employer will not be able to use Google to link you to this site. (! is i; 0 is o; = is e) Barack 0bama [45+] Brian R!chards [30-45] Chuck Jenk!ns [15-30] Clarkson McD0w [45+] David Le0nhardt [30-45] Dodie McD0w [30-45] Eddie Bl^ck [30-35] Eleanor M0lvig [1-15] Erin F!tzpatrick [30-45] Diego R!ncon [30-45] Felix Le0nhardt [1-15] Greg Rask!n [30-45] Jeff Gumb!nner [30-45] Jim G0ff [45+] Jonah Le0nhardt [1-15] Lauren McD0w [30-45] Leslie McD0w [30-45] Maggie Gumb!nner [30-45] Maggie Lou McD0w [1-15] Mary R!ncon [30-45] Nell Jenk!ns [45+] Nellie Jenk!ns [15-30] Ole Molv!g [30-45] Piers Turn=r [30-45] Randy McD0w [30-45] Ron B!rnbaum [30-45] Rush L!mbaugh [45+] Stefany D=ese [30-45] Thomas McD0w (x2) [45+] Todd Ke!thley [30-45] Will McD0w [30-45]