Friday, March 29, 2013

Death of a Bracket

          Pops Picks went to a better place earlier this evening.  After spending the last five days of his life on life support. Earlier today he was moved to hospice where he was given massive amounts of pain killers while watching the Indiana-Syracuse game.  Sometime during the second half he quietly and peacefully departed this life.  His good friend Bracketology also passed away the same day. He is survived by his faithful spouse Mary Ann’s Grandma Picks who is alive and well. She could not be reached for comment but her spokesman said she would not comment until after LaSalle throws in the towel in the Wichita State game. Pops Picks left his entire estate to the Ohio State fund to bail arrested athletes out of jail.  His last words were, “The Braves will win it all this year.”  The family requested that in lieu of flowers donations be made to the McDow Hoops Educational Fund which is working to establish scholarships for retired persons to return to school to further their studies in bracketology. The service to  flush the body down the toilet will be private.

 

Clarkson

 

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